February 26th 2015 – That terrible moment when you step onto the train to find somebody in YOUR seat. They are oblivious that they are messing with a system that they cannot begin to understand. You are too polite to say anything so you sit, mutter under your breath, glare at them (but only when they aren’t looking, otherwise that would be rude), hope that all the milk has run out when they go for their morning coffee and write a haiku…

Oh good grief! What’s THIS!!!

I sit there EV-ER- Y day!

Oooh, you’ve done it now!!!